Mystery Uncovered: The Destruction of Whit's End!

Connie: When you were revovating this floor, I really couldn't figure out what you were up to. The new hallways... all the doors...
Whit: It allows more kids to have more adventures.
Connie: Well, it may be your best invention yet!
Whit: Oh, I don't know about that. There's something else that might be even better!
Connie: Really?
Whit: Do you want to see?
Connie: Sure!
Whit: Over here... it's this.
Connie: What is it? It looks like an old-fashioned radio.
Whit: Push the red button... if you think you're ready.
Connie: I'm always ready! This button?
Whit: Uh-huh. Go ahead!
Connie: So, what's it gonna do anyway?
Whit: Push it and find out.
Connie: All right, ok!
Whit: See you later, Connie.
Connie: Right. Here goes... (pushes red button)
(High pitched squeeling, a click, and silence)

If you've heard this scene, you're probably wondering what it was about. Your days of wondering are now over. I have the truth of what happened!
Originally it was some corny, dumb little knick-knack that Whit created for the kids. It was suposed to be his "Best invention yet!"
Until I got to it.
The ever-briliant Rusty Gordan himself managed to sneak into Whit's End before the episode was recorded and place a surprise in the "old radio".
A surprise that blew up half of Whit's End!

Now you also know why AIO had to go on a year-long hiatis...

YEEESSSS!! Rusty Gordan has struck again! Just another attempt at bringing some life into that boring old town.

-Rusty G.

Q & A with Rusty

Since there was just a few question waiting to be asked, I decided to answer them.

Q: Do you still talk to Rodney or any of the other bone members?
A: What, are you kidding?! Why on earth would I make time to do something like that??

Q: Where do you live now that you're out of Odyssey?
A: I still live in Campbell County, but I'm afraid I can't tell you where exactly... security reasons...

Q: Why do you hate Odyssey so much?
A: I think I already answerd this one... if you'd lived there, you'd know why. The people are dumb, the buildings are dumb, the animals are dumb, the whole town is really dumb! 'Nuff said.

-Rusty G.

The Secret Odyssey: Powerboy

The Secret Odyssey is back... what's the secret?! The answer comes from Mailman of Odyssey, Wooton Basset! He has finally revealed himself as the true writer of the popular comic book Powerboy on an interview with Candy Connal on her stupid talk show.

And so, being as clever as I am, I hacked into the computers at Breathtaking Press and stole the latest edition of Powerboy, still in progress!

And here is a small sample; be prepared to be stupefied with dumbness!

I'm now officially creeped out.

Well that's all for now. Stay posted for more from The Secret Odyssey!

-Rusty G.

Q & A with Rusty

Back again, to answer all your nagging questions.

Q: Do you know who exactly is this "Ginger" Rodney so frequently dreams of?
A: Ah, a sad story... when Rodney was in his younger days, he met a cute girl named Ginger... who later ended up dumping him for someone with a more normal IQ. It was a downfall in Rodney's life, and I don't think he's quite recovered since...

Q: Are the Bones still an active gang?
A: As far as I know, the Bones are still an active gang... though it has obviously slipped from it's glory days.

Q: Have you always hated Odyssey?
A: As long as I can remember...

Q: How do you feel about seeming to have outgrown former Bones of Wrath friend, Rodney Rathbone??
A: I have obviously always been above him.

Q: What inspired you to write a book about Odyssey? No offense, but behind Rodney, you're the last person in Odyssey from whom I would think would write a book.
A: Though I may seem like an unlikely candidate for book-writing, there's so much stupidity surrounding Odyssey, who could resist writing about it? (Please DO NOT compare me with Rodney in the future...)

-Rusty G.

The Secret Odyssey

(As heard from "Accidental Dilemma")


And now for my newest feature; The Secret Odyssey! Notice the word "Secret", and how things aren't always as they seem around here?

For example: Odyssey has it's own James Bond! That's right. Quaint little Odyssey has a field agent for the intelligence community living right there, pretending to live a normal life.
But then he disappears and travels around the world on top-secret missions! Yet to meet Jason Whitaker, you'd never guess it.

Look... he even has a double chin!!

This is just on example of the many secrets that Odyssey is too lame to tell anybody.

Oh yes, there's more. Stay posted!

Q & A with Rusty

Wow, I'm kind of surprised that I have 3 questions already, seeing as how I just started...
Let's get to it, though!

Q: Rusty who-ever-you-are, why do you think Odyssey is so stupid?
A: Well Travis, you've obviously never lived there; if you have it would have been clear as day how stupid and out-dated the town is. Take my word for it!
-Rusty G.

Q: Just out of curiousity, what is your favorite Odyssey ep?
A: You're assuming I like AIO Episodes...
-Rusty G.

Q: Who are you??
A: Wouldn't you like to know. Right now, I'm Rusty Gordon.

-Rusty G.

The Complete Bryan/Glossman Interview

In the Episode "A Capsule Comes to Town", you heard part of an interview that Bryan Dern had with Philip Glossman on his show. Here, my friends, is the complete interview.

Bryan: Welcome once again to the 'Cryin Bryan Dern Show! Today is our weekly edition of "The Lame Odyssey"! With me in the studio right now is former resident and town councel member of Odyssey, Philip Glossman!
So, Phil-
Glossman: Mr. Glossman, actually.
Bryan: Ya whatever. One of your fellow citizens, Rusty Gordan... he was on my show last week, and seems to have made a career out of blasting Odyssey! How 'bout you, you lived there... is it as "stuck in the past" as Rusty says?
Glossman: Are you kidding? Stuck... super glued, cemented, fossilized-
Bryan: I like that!
Glossman: It's like the last fifty years have never happened!
Bryan: Maybe they didn't. You never know with Odyssey...
Glossman: It's probably the most old-fashioned, boring small town ever! I mean, have they "filled that pothole on main street" yet?
Bryan: Exactly! So, what was it like as a town counsel member?
Glossman: Awful. In between four-hour long meetings about where to put the 5th street sign, there was this incredibly annoying counsel member, Tom Rily...
Bryan: That's true!
Glossman: That man would disagree with you about everything!
Bryan: Maybe that's what living in Odyssey does to a man!
Glossman: It was about time I moved away.
Bryan: Right! So, what is your job now? Is it more exiting then being on the Odyssey counsel?
Glossman: Definitely.
Bryan: So... what exactly is your new job?
Glossman: I work in the wildlife preserve department of Campbell County.
Bryan: I see.
Glossman: Are we almost done? I have a meeting with the mayor of Connelsville about the Harmfulness of Trees to the Environment.
Bryan: Uh, sure thing. This has been the 'Cryin Bryan Dern show! Tune in next week for another edition of "The Lame Odyssey"!

Welcome to Rusty's Blog

Welcome to my blog, where you're sure to get the inside scoop of that puny little town called Odyssey!
I'll include interviews, scoops, and scandles... all uncovered by yours truly!
Got a question about Odyssey? I'll answer it.
Stay posted, and prepare to be awed by the stupidity and corkyness of the very town where I used to live... Right here at my blog!