Scene from #643: The Rebuilding of Whit’s End

An episode that WILL NOT BE RELEASED!! Once again, count on Rusty for you inside scoop! Episode 643: The Rebuilding of Whit’s End! (As you may recall, Whit’s End suffered an explosion that was detonated when Candy Connell pressed the button on Whit’s “New Invention”; #642 The Imagination Station Revisited pt2)

WHIT: It was awfully nice of you to help out, Connie.
CONNIE: My pleasure, Whit! Whit’s End is like my home-away-from-home. I wouldn’t miss it!
EUGENE: I feel a need to also express my condolences, Mr. Whittaker. The crushing loss of the as-said “home-away-from-home” due to an unfortunate disaster brought about by the vast expansion rate of a simple packet of dynamite has left a sense of utter grievance in the hearts of most at present!
BERNARD: What did he just say?
CONNIE: He says we’re sad that Whit’s End exploded.
BERNARD: Ah.
TOM: Howdy, folks!
WHIT: Tom! What are you doing here? I thought you died!
TOM: Oh, that was just my actor, Walker Edminston. Nice guy! But they got a new actor for me now. Nailed it pretty good, didn’t he now?
EUGENE: With the proverbial hammer!
CONNIE: What are you doing here, Tom?
TOM: Well, I was at City Hall when I heard about Whit’s End. I decided to come on over and see how I could help!
BERNARD: What were you doing at City Hall?
TOM: I was seeing if I could run for mayor again!
EVERYONE: Really? Wow! That’s great!
TOM: Ya, Mayor Fay is resigning, so the job’s open!
CONNIE: Let’s hope Bart doesn’t try to run again.
TOM: He can’t run. Hurt his leg last week. He might be able to limp…
BERNARD: How did he hurt himself?
TOM: Rumor has it that he tripped over that loose board in aisle 3 at the Electric Palace.
EUGENE: But that board has been there for over a decade!
TOM: Well you see, he’s got a new actor too. Doesn’t quite know the ropes yet. I honestly think he should just fix the board, but that’s Bart.
EUGENE: Indeed.
WHIT: Well, we have to get back to work. Tom if you want help, you could run over to the hardware store and get some more nails.
TOM: Well I’d love to help you Whit, but I can’t run. I hurt my leg last week

Hear Me, Hear Me

Things are still being sorted out, and I'm still bored, so back to the fun! Here's a clip I took from the episode Hear Me, Hear Me. Add a little Rusty touch, and viola!
Click HERE to listen!

Fun with Photoshop!

The following is the kind of thing I do when I'm bored. You have to admit, it's a LOT of fun!

Stay posted for more!

Candy's Song

If you've heard the episode Odyssey Sings, (i won't tell you what I thought of it) you might be wondering what Candy Connal's song was about. Trust me, it's better not to know. But just in case you're still curious, here are the lyrics for her song.


The Trip of a Lifetime

I tripped and fell
Into a well
And I wonder if I'll ever get out

I fell way down
Way, way, way down
Now all I can do is sit here and pout

Chorus:
It was the Trip
Of a lifetime!
The big Trip
Of a Lifetime!
And now I'm stuck here in the well

I sit and shout
And hope I'll get out
And sing this sad song in my head!

For I've fallen down
Way, way, way down
And now my feet feel like led

Chorus:
It was the Trip
Of a lifetime!
The big Trip
Of a Lifetime!
And now I'm stuck here in the well

It was the Trip
Of a lifetime!
The big Trip
Of a Lifetime!
And I hope that my shoes will still sell


Now, aren't you thankful they didn't let her sing it?

-Rusty G.

Mystery Uncovered: The Destruction of Whit's End!

Connie: When you were revovating this floor, I really couldn't figure out what you were up to. The new hallways... all the doors...
Whit: It allows more kids to have more adventures.
Connie: Well, it may be your best invention yet!
Whit: Oh, I don't know about that. There's something else that might be even better!
Connie: Really?
Whit: Do you want to see?
Connie: Sure!
Whit: Over here... it's this.
Connie: What is it? It looks like an old-fashioned radio.
Whit: Push the red button... if you think you're ready.
Connie: I'm always ready! This button?
Whit: Uh-huh. Go ahead!
Connie: So, what's it gonna do anyway?
Whit: Push it and find out.
Connie: All right, ok!
Whit: See you later, Connie.
Connie: Right. Here goes... (pushes red button)
(High pitched squeeling, a click, and silence)

If you've heard this scene, you're probably wondering what it was about. Your days of wondering are now over. I have the truth of what happened!
Originally it was some corny, dumb little knick-knack that Whit created for the kids. It was suposed to be his "Best invention yet!"
Until I got to it.
The ever-briliant Rusty Gordan himself managed to sneak into Whit's End before the episode was recorded and place a surprise in the "old radio".
A surprise that blew up half of Whit's End!

Now you also know why AIO had to go on a year-long hiatis...

YEEESSSS!! Rusty Gordan has struck again! Just another attempt at bringing some life into that boring old town.

-Rusty G.