Scene from #643: The Rebuilding of Whit’s End

An episode that WILL NOT BE RELEASED!! Once again, count on Rusty for you inside scoop! Episode 643: The Rebuilding of Whit’s End! (As you may recall, Whit’s End suffered an explosion that was detonated when Candy Connell pressed the button on Whit’s “New Invention”; #642 The Imagination Station Revisited pt2)

WHIT: It was awfully nice of you to help out, Connie.
CONNIE: My pleasure, Whit! Whit’s End is like my home-away-from-home. I wouldn’t miss it!
EUGENE: I feel a need to also express my condolences, Mr. Whittaker. The crushing loss of the as-said “home-away-from-home” due to an unfortunate disaster brought about by the vast expansion rate of a simple packet of dynamite has left a sense of utter grievance in the hearts of most at present!
BERNARD: What did he just say?
CONNIE: He says we’re sad that Whit’s End exploded.
BERNARD: Ah.
TOM: Howdy, folks!
WHIT: Tom! What are you doing here? I thought you died!
TOM: Oh, that was just my actor, Walker Edminston. Nice guy! But they got a new actor for me now. Nailed it pretty good, didn’t he now?
EUGENE: With the proverbial hammer!
CONNIE: What are you doing here, Tom?
TOM: Well, I was at City Hall when I heard about Whit’s End. I decided to come on over and see how I could help!
BERNARD: What were you doing at City Hall?
TOM: I was seeing if I could run for mayor again!
EVERYONE: Really? Wow! That’s great!
TOM: Ya, Mayor Fay is resigning, so the job’s open!
CONNIE: Let’s hope Bart doesn’t try to run again.
TOM: He can’t run. Hurt his leg last week. He might be able to limp…
BERNARD: How did he hurt himself?
TOM: Rumor has it that he tripped over that loose board in aisle 3 at the Electric Palace.
EUGENE: But that board has been there for over a decade!
TOM: Well you see, he’s got a new actor too. Doesn’t quite know the ropes yet. I honestly think he should just fix the board, but that’s Bart.
EUGENE: Indeed.
WHIT: Well, we have to get back to work. Tom if you want help, you could run over to the hardware store and get some more nails.
TOM: Well I’d love to help you Whit, but I can’t run. I hurt my leg last week

Mystery Uncovered: The Destruction of Whit's End!

Connie: When you were revovating this floor, I really couldn't figure out what you were up to. The new hallways... all the doors...
Whit: It allows more kids to have more adventures.
Connie: Well, it may be your best invention yet!
Whit: Oh, I don't know about that. There's something else that might be even better!
Connie: Really?
Whit: Do you want to see?
Connie: Sure!
Whit: Over here... it's this.
Connie: What is it? It looks like an old-fashioned radio.
Whit: Push the red button... if you think you're ready.
Connie: I'm always ready! This button?
Whit: Uh-huh. Go ahead!
Connie: So, what's it gonna do anyway?
Whit: Push it and find out.
Connie: All right, ok!
Whit: See you later, Connie.
Connie: Right. Here goes... (pushes red button)
(High pitched squeeling, a click, and silence)

If you've heard this scene, you're probably wondering what it was about. Your days of wondering are now over. I have the truth of what happened!
Originally it was some corny, dumb little knick-knack that Whit created for the kids. It was suposed to be his "Best invention yet!"
Until I got to it.
The ever-briliant Rusty Gordan himself managed to sneak into Whit's End before the episode was recorded and place a surprise in the "old radio".
A surprise that blew up half of Whit's End!

Now you also know why AIO had to go on a year-long hiatis...

YEEESSSS!! Rusty Gordan has struck again! Just another attempt at bringing some life into that boring old town.

-Rusty G.