Q & A with Rusty

Yep, more answers from yours truly.

Q: So, I have a question for Rusty: What did you think of Butch when he told the Israelites all about you and helped them?
A: All I can say is that I was so fed up with that stupid little stunt that a threw a Rusty Temper Tantrum. (believe me, it's not pretty) It's stupid dweebs like him who inspire me to continue with this blog attacking the laughable town of Odyssey.

Q: Since you seem to be so fond of Odyssey, Rusty, do you know all the citizens of Odyssey?
A: I happen to know a good deal about everyone who lived there when I did, but even though that's changed I try to keep in touch with everything that happens there.
(this Wooton...)

Q: Why'd you write a book about Odyssey in the first place? It's like me trying to write for CBS. A bumbed out time.
A: It's so much fun writing about Odyssey! Once I started, one stupidity after another kept coming to my attention, leading to my book.

Q: Can I get a copy of your book? (hmmmm...)
A: Sorry, my book is not available for order at the moment. However... stay posted and alert for surprises!

Q: Do you still respect Rodney Rathbone?
A: Respect? No. Appreciate? Yes.
Rodney's ok, the kid(if you can call him that) taught me what I know, but... I've definitely surpassed him.

-Rusty G.

Q & A with Rusty

Since there was just a few question waiting to be asked, I decided to answer them.

Q: Do you still talk to Rodney or any of the other bone members?
A: What, are you kidding?! Why on earth would I make time to do something like that??

Q: Where do you live now that you're out of Odyssey?
A: I still live in Campbell County, but I'm afraid I can't tell you where exactly... security reasons...

Q: Why do you hate Odyssey so much?
A: I think I already answerd this one... if you'd lived there, you'd know why. The people are dumb, the buildings are dumb, the animals are dumb, the whole town is really dumb! 'Nuff said.

-Rusty G.

Q & A with Rusty

Back again, to answer all your nagging questions.

Q: Do you know who exactly is this "Ginger" Rodney so frequently dreams of?
A: Ah, a sad story... when Rodney was in his younger days, he met a cute girl named Ginger... who later ended up dumping him for someone with a more normal IQ. It was a downfall in Rodney's life, and I don't think he's quite recovered since...

Q: Are the Bones still an active gang?
A: As far as I know, the Bones are still an active gang... though it has obviously slipped from it's glory days.

Q: Have you always hated Odyssey?
A: As long as I can remember...

Q: How do you feel about seeming to have outgrown former Bones of Wrath friend, Rodney Rathbone??
A: I have obviously always been above him.

Q: What inspired you to write a book about Odyssey? No offense, but behind Rodney, you're the last person in Odyssey from whom I would think would write a book.
A: Though I may seem like an unlikely candidate for book-writing, there's so much stupidity surrounding Odyssey, who could resist writing about it? (Please DO NOT compare me with Rodney in the future...)

-Rusty G.

Q & A with Rusty

Wow, I'm kind of surprised that I have 3 questions already, seeing as how I just started...
Let's get to it, though!

Q: Rusty who-ever-you-are, why do you think Odyssey is so stupid?
A: Well Travis, you've obviously never lived there; if you have it would have been clear as day how stupid and out-dated the town is. Take my word for it!
-Rusty G.

Q: Just out of curiousity, what is your favorite Odyssey ep?
A: You're assuming I like AIO Episodes...
-Rusty G.

Q: Who are you??
A: Wouldn't you like to know. Right now, I'm Rusty Gordon.

-Rusty G.