Q & A with Rusty

Back again, to answer all your nagging questions.

Q: Do you know who exactly is this "Ginger" Rodney so frequently dreams of?
A: Ah, a sad story... when Rodney was in his younger days, he met a cute girl named Ginger... who later ended up dumping him for someone with a more normal IQ. It was a downfall in Rodney's life, and I don't think he's quite recovered since...

Q: Are the Bones still an active gang?
A: As far as I know, the Bones are still an active gang... though it has obviously slipped from it's glory days.

Q: Have you always hated Odyssey?
A: As long as I can remember...

Q: How do you feel about seeming to have outgrown former Bones of Wrath friend, Rodney Rathbone??
A: I have obviously always been above him.

Q: What inspired you to write a book about Odyssey? No offense, but behind Rodney, you're the last person in Odyssey from whom I would think would write a book.
A: Though I may seem like an unlikely candidate for book-writing, there's so much stupidity surrounding Odyssey, who could resist writing about it? (Please DO NOT compare me with Rodney in the future...)

-Rusty G.

The Secret Odyssey

(As heard from "Accidental Dilemma")


And now for my newest feature; The Secret Odyssey! Notice the word "Secret", and how things aren't always as they seem around here?

For example: Odyssey has it's own James Bond! That's right. Quaint little Odyssey has a field agent for the intelligence community living right there, pretending to live a normal life.
But then he disappears and travels around the world on top-secret missions! Yet to meet Jason Whitaker, you'd never guess it.

Look... he even has a double chin!!

This is just on example of the many secrets that Odyssey is too lame to tell anybody.

Oh yes, there's more. Stay posted!

Q & A with Rusty

Wow, I'm kind of surprised that I have 3 questions already, seeing as how I just started...
Let's get to it, though!

Q: Rusty who-ever-you-are, why do you think Odyssey is so stupid?
A: Well Travis, you've obviously never lived there; if you have it would have been clear as day how stupid and out-dated the town is. Take my word for it!
-Rusty G.

Q: Just out of curiousity, what is your favorite Odyssey ep?
A: You're assuming I like AIO Episodes...
-Rusty G.

Q: Who are you??
A: Wouldn't you like to know. Right now, I'm Rusty Gordon.

-Rusty G.