The Complete Bryan/Glossman Interview

In the Episode "A Capsule Comes to Town", you heard part of an interview that Bryan Dern had with Philip Glossman on his show. Here, my friends, is the complete interview.

Bryan: Welcome once again to the 'Cryin Bryan Dern Show! Today is our weekly edition of "The Lame Odyssey"! With me in the studio right now is former resident and town councel member of Odyssey, Philip Glossman!
So, Phil-
Glossman: Mr. Glossman, actually.
Bryan: Ya whatever. One of your fellow citizens, Rusty Gordan... he was on my show last week, and seems to have made a career out of blasting Odyssey! How 'bout you, you lived there... is it as "stuck in the past" as Rusty says?
Glossman: Are you kidding? Stuck... super glued, cemented, fossilized-
Bryan: I like that!
Glossman: It's like the last fifty years have never happened!
Bryan: Maybe they didn't. You never know with Odyssey...
Glossman: It's probably the most old-fashioned, boring small town ever! I mean, have they "filled that pothole on main street" yet?
Bryan: Exactly! So, what was it like as a town counsel member?
Glossman: Awful. In between four-hour long meetings about where to put the 5th street sign, there was this incredibly annoying counsel member, Tom Rily...
Bryan: That's true!
Glossman: That man would disagree with you about everything!
Bryan: Maybe that's what living in Odyssey does to a man!
Glossman: It was about time I moved away.
Bryan: Right! So, what is your job now? Is it more exiting then being on the Odyssey counsel?
Glossman: Definitely.
Bryan: So... what exactly is your new job?
Glossman: I work in the wildlife preserve department of Campbell County.
Bryan: I see.
Glossman: Are we almost done? I have a meeting with the mayor of Connelsville about the Harmfulness of Trees to the Environment.
Bryan: Uh, sure thing. This has been the 'Cryin Bryan Dern show! Tune in next week for another edition of "The Lame Odyssey"!