An episode that WILL NOT BE RELEASED!! Once again, count on Rusty for you inside scoop! Episode 643: The Rebuilding of Whit’s End! (As you may recall, Whit’s End suffered an explosion that was detonated when Candy Connell pressed the button on Whit’s “New Invention”; #642 The Imagination Station Revisited pt2)
WHIT: It was awfully nice of you to help out, Connie.
CONNIE: My pleasure, Whit! Whit’s End is like my home-away-from-home. I wouldn’t miss it!
EUGENE: I feel a need to also express my condolences, Mr. Whittaker. The crushing loss of the as-said “home-away-from-home” due to an unfortunate disaster brought about by the vast expansion rate of a simple packet of dynamite has left a sense of utter grievance in the hearts of most at present!
BERNARD: What did he just say?
CONNIE: He says we’re sad that Whit’s End exploded.
BERNARD: Ah.
TOM: Howdy, folks!
WHIT: Tom! What are you doing here? I thought you died!
TOM: Oh, that was just my actor, Walker Edminston. Nice guy! But they got a new actor for me now. Nailed it pretty good, didn’t he now?
EUGENE: With the proverbial hammer!
CONNIE: What are you doing here, Tom?
TOM: Well, I was at City Hall when I heard about Whit’s End. I decided to come on over and see how I could help!
BERNARD: What were you doing at City Hall?
TOM: I was seeing if I could run for mayor again!
EVERYONE: Really? Wow! That’s great!
TOM: Ya, Mayor Fay is resigning, so the job’s open!
CONNIE: Let’s hope Bart doesn’t try to run again.
TOM: He can’t run. Hurt his leg last week. He might be able to limp…
BERNARD: How did he hurt himself?
TOM: Rumor has it that he tripped over that loose board in aisle 3 at the Electric Palace.
EUGENE: But that board has been there for over a decade!
TOM: Well you see, he’s got a new actor too. Doesn’t quite know the ropes yet. I honestly think he should just fix the board, but that’s Bart.
EUGENE: Indeed.
WHIT: Well, we have to get back to work. Tom if you want help, you could run over to the hardware store and get some more nails.
TOM: Well I’d love to help you Whit, but I can’t run. I hurt my leg last week
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17 comments:
Ha ha, very funny. Come on, Rusty. You can do better than things with your time than make fun of Odyssey. Do you even have a job?
643 is Kidsboro...
Rusty your blog stinks. It is so rude to the people of odyssey!
Um, that;s the point.
ummm....
One word:
UPDATE!!!!!
I think it's good.
I like donna b's comment she's right
Actually, when Connie pushed the button, the new episode "The Inspiration Station" Started. And by the way, have you updated at all this year?
Rusty, your website is successful. :)
Marvin Washington
Marvin, what is wrong with you? Why do you encourage him??? *_*
Rusty, I couldn't help but read your so-called book about Odyssey. You make fun of my best friend Liz in it! It is so rude what you said about her. Oh, by the way - I am a writer too and I think your book STINKS!!
Mandy Straussberg
lol that had me cracking up when whit was like "whoa! tom i thought you were dead!!!" and about barts new chracter... LOL!!!! hilarious!!!! you're awesome! i've always liked you on odyssey! glad I found your website!
-youngestpitt-
wow i just realized you haven't posted for two years!!! don't let everyone discourage you!!! i think your blog is awesome....ok i'm sounding giry....anyways could you update?
-youngestpitt-
Stop encouraging him! If you want to read the THRUTH about Odyssey, read Connie's blog or my blog. In fact, Rusty, you have not been to Odyssey in a long time so just keep your nosey nose out of our business!
A Case!!!
Rusty Gordon is gone. I can tell you what happened to him. He was sitting down mocking Private eyes and he saw Donuts and as we know all internet mockers like donuts. The donuts fell on the floor and Rusty Gorden leaned to pick them up when he fell. His fall knocked the basement tv downstairs and it fell on him and he still can't get up! and Rodney knocked the tv down because he knew Rusty.
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